what I learned in class tonight

I hereby quitclaim my interest in the overlong grass growing in my yard, the dog shit therein, and the electric trimmer currently residing in my front yard. I've been hoping someone would adopt the trimmer, as they are wont to do whenever I leave anything out front and without a chain and lock on it. My present intent is to transfer, convey, assign, alienate...the trimmer. It works, but I'm conveying it without warranty, because it was cheap and may break down at any time. I can't find the replacement 'string', and I'm done looking. Who needs trimmed edges anyway?