You're not 6 years old anymore

The rules say you can't have it all. And while I chafe against arbitrary and limiting rules that aren't for the prevention of harm, this one seems difficult to debate. I want what I want, and yet some of what I want is in direct opposition to other things I want. Much like some of the law I've been learning. You can't, but you must. You may, but if you do so, you will be liable for the damage. I love this study of the law and yet the practical application is so imperfect as to be hideous at times.